Melaka
Stayed three days in Melaka. Not bad the place. Just a bit too hot. but its okay still because it makes the girls there hot too, they wear less (see? things are balanced up). Someone must have told the girls that prolonged exposure to the sun will NOT increase their chance of getting skin cancer, instead the sunlight can help them burn some fats off so they get thinner, or it can help to burn dead cells from their skin surface so they don’t have to do extra skincare or something.
Didn’t go to those typical MUST-GO! travel attraction like the B-famosa castle lar red house lar what what museum lar … instead, Dorr and Suk dragged me around to taste famous malaccan delicacies like satay celup and yong tau fu and asam fish head and chicken rice ball ( chicken rice compressed into small balls, the concept is like japanese sushi, but I bet they used the same money-collecting hands to do the compressing and rolling…oops, correct me.. ) Its a wonder both my friends didn’t get fatter after these years in Melaka. The foods are so delicious…. So they must have great self control. Tough guys.
And Malaccan drivers, wow they’re great drivers. Never had I seen better drivers than malaccan drivers. Their JPJ officers must be very very super filthy rich, just by selling driving licence.
And they have a lot of one-way streets. Those are for melaccan drivers so they don’t crash into opposite cars?
This time didn’t manage to meet up with Mei Leng. She was busy when I was free, and then when I was on my way driving home, her sms reached asking me “wanna meet?”… so enthusiastic that i had to call her up to explain that I was already at home.
