The Tavern

Several months ago, in a miserable car company’s design lab, some designers were sqeezing very hard on their edematous brain.

designer #1 : Eh, how lah? I putus idea liao. anyone has any idea on how this new car’s backside should look like?

designer #2 : Alah, just do it like how we always did. copy and paste!

designer #3 : Oh, like how we copied mazda’s nose and put it on our Gen-2 gen-3 ?

designer #2 : Or we can do it like Waja, I mean Gen-1.04, no one realised we designed it based on DrM someone’s face… haha the big nose especially…

designer #1 : So? Conclusion?

designer #2 : I think this time we change a bit. we copy other car’s face and put it as this new car’s buttock. what say you?

designer #3 : Brilliant!

designer #1 : Think we use waja lah, since we have its photo here. *copy copy copy…. paste paste paste…. modify modify modify…*

designer #1 : Tadang! See? nice?

designer #2 & designer #3 : *applause applause applause!!*

designer #1 : Now the name. any suggestion?

designer #3 : I think we name it SamiVelu lah, so that in the advertisement we can run it over with a truck.

designer #2 : Truck? What truck?

designer#3 : Yealah, go see in newspaper. the truck runs over it together with some other trash.

designer #2 : Oh okay, so its name is? SamiV?

designer #1 : Make it shorter lar ooi, Sa-V, k?

designer #3 : You’re not afraid of Sami Valu? I heard he can shout very loud.

designer #2 : Like this lor, if they ask for explanation, we’ll just say that since our neighboor next door names its car My-V, we of course can’t lose, so we name ours Saya-Punya-V, in short, Savvy!

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