The Tavern

One thing I don’t like about writing blogs in friendster is that I don’t get to write anonymously, so naked that I don’t have the freedom to write more personal things like how much I hated the body odour of my cousin’s nephew’s father’s boyfriend’s sixth wife who happens to be in my friendster list (so because when she was clicking away she followed the link from her friendster page to her 13th husband’s boyfriend’s son’s uncle’s cousin that is, me, and she didn’t realise the person in the photo was actually Leon Lai and not someone who looked like him, and thus, added me in to her list fantasizing of some romantic explicit and orgasmic three night stand or something), because very likely she will get a notification email in the mail box dragging her here (along with her husbands, husbands’ boyfriends …) to read about how I describe the anatomy of her armpit, the pathological changes of her sweat glands, and the culture and sensitivity result of her armpit swab and how the new organism found was adding a totally new genus in the taxonomy.

Er, this is the second sentence.

And the third : I don’t know how to turn off (if this is possible) the notification thing, better, to selectively notify only certain perfumed pretty girls friends without body odour, I’m too lazy to find out.

So that’s it. I’m not blogging here anymore, perhaps………

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