Mitotic Lesion

Biology class, Form 5

Teacher: Bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla, so, bla bla bla! So, white blood cells are the defenders of our body. When bacterias like staphylococcus aureas, salmonella typhi, eszerichia coli, streptococcus pneumoniae, michael schumacher, streptococcus pyogenes, talikasut awakcabut, hemophilus impreza, or viruses like rhinovirus arbovirus retrovirus influenza type A influenza type B toyota avanza type C and ……….

students: Teacher?

Teacher: (gasping for breath) huh…hah….huh…….hah……..heh………heh……………..ekhem, nothing nothing, the sentence just now was too long, I need to catch my breath.

students: (whisper) why don’t you just………..

Teacher: What? I was saying, white blood cells protects our body from harm, just like Polis Diraja Malaysia like that lah.They protect our lives and belongings.

students : You sure?

Teacher : Err…. okay, maybe not PDRM, but you get the idea lah.

student: So,PDRM is like what???

Teacher : PDRM is like leukemia.

students: Only?

Teacher : okay okay, leukemia and at the same time, infected with HIV.

Student : Oh anekhuan.

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